I’d be lying if I said I never had similar moments. You’re completely right. :(

When I was a teen I loved laxatives because they made me feel thin and lose weight by dehydrating myself. Anyway, after a few years I stopped using them and it took forever for the constipation to go away and for me to rebuild the muscles needed to take a decent shit. Seriously, being a teenager or a young person is…

I generally detox by eating potato chips made with Olestra. I call it my “Spring Cleaning”.

Whoever the asshole is who first took the term “detox” out of a medical setting and plastered it on an over the counter product like this deserves to be banished from society.

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I heard that Prince needed a double hip replacement (likely due to so many years of dancing in high heels), but doctors couldn’t guarantee him a “bloodless” surgery (since Jehovah’s Witnesses are against blood transfusions) so he wouldn’t get it. This led to him being in a lot of pain and the possible abuse of…

“bringing her breakfast in bed.”

It drove me CRAZY to watch him press directly into their wounds and then throw them away when the season was over.

I so hated his fucking hair. I did NOT get it.

Just FYI it’s O-Town without Ashley Parker Angel. I was heartbroken finding this out when O-Town did a run of shows this winter and it was only the other 4.

I dated a girl in college who was childhood friends with Ashley Angel from O-Town. At one point during the height of O-Town’s popularity in 2001 my girlfriend and I went out for an evening with him and a couple other people. It was insane. The number of screaming 13-20-year-old-girls that approached him that night was…

Me, too! While I think Lyric is a terrible name for their baby (I mean, seriously?), I had a massive girl crush on his fiancee. She was gorgeous.

I loved his show on MTV!

All this needs is Carson Daly stumbling around yelling “WHERE’S MY COCAINE!” to be perfection.

Which O-Town song do you think is grosser? Liquid Dreams, or my personal favorite, EVERY 6 SECONDS?

I’m betting episode 3 “Oathbreaker”

I think she was trying to gauge who these guys were and how she could best manipulate them. You learn a lot more about people by listening and observing than you do by talking.

The Sand Snakes continue to be eye-roll-worthy but everything else was good and right so I’mma let that part slide.

You best not fill me with hope and then destroy it, Season 6.

1. How about the ol’ spear through the neck move?

Everything interesting about this show right now is concentrated in the North. Sansa/Brienne going to Castle Black (with no notion of Jon’s death) with the Boltons at their heels (I really don’t think either of the Bolton men will live past this season). Theon’s incredible redemption, willing to die a horrific death…