Compared to Scheana Shay my cat is an addiction expert.

I lost all respect for Erika when I witnessed her husband shush her in her own house. Also, she isn’t allowed to buy her own jewellery?! So odd.

Or know the classic fairy tales.

Which makes me think money can buy you class? Cuz, like, you can afford someone to teach it to you?

That’s it in a nutshell. I think Vanderpump can be a big ole shit stirrer, but I’m on her side on this one. Especially after LisaR spent last season acting like an addiction expert. Well, compared to Scheana Shay.

alex started shaking LOL

Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know of fear? Fear is for Tuesdays when the tacos cease to exist. Fear is for the empty hot sauce bottle, and when children are born and live and die, all without ever tasting an avocado. That is the time for fear, my little lord; when tacos are never found on a Tuesday or any…

Its become unbearable... the shooting was over long ago , Anna Faris said Jennifer has become good friends with her family and they chat about all these stupid rumours.... and yet these tabloids sh*t never ends

I love how Dorinda had a Pucci dress for every occasion last season.

“I really wish I could experience the searing pain and nauseau of a migraine!”- No one ever

• Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are...having issues. And they may involve...Jennifer Lawrence.

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

I will be back sometime soonish, my friends, with a quick look at the utter abomination that was the clothing from the first season of the Real Housewives of Potomac. Pray for me.

the best part of scary island is when jill makes her surprise visit.

Never forget the coup de grace...

“Every single one of these ladies is rich as hell and it certainly shows.”

season 1 Target - season 7 Macys + plastic surgery

Alex’s children were the literal worst.

“Kinda” gaudy? There’s nothing kinda about it. I loved them. My favorite of the series. Bethenny is the best.