Also, check Lucas’ advice to Mike: Max had dumped him so many times, but he always managed to win her back. Military metaphors aside, it was kind of an adorably naive way of saying he was learning what pleased her and what didn’t. They are not sophisticated dudes. They went to the mall looking for an apology gift she…

Frogurt guy has done more for potassium benzoate awareness than anyone else in history.

Someone like Hank Scorpio or Frank Grimes immediately come to mind, but if you’re looking more for one-scene characters, I’ve always had a soft spot for Hugh Jass:

Yea, let’s just talk about how fun the X-Men Legends games were!

I loved the Legends and Ulimate Alliance games, and will definitely be buying the new one. The fact that it took so long for another game in the series is ridiculous.

I wasn’t convinced by episode 1, but after this one, I’m on board. The battle sequences were amazing (damn, who knew Cyril could be so badass). But the biggest laugh I got was from a gag that has been done countless time, but the delivery WAS amazing.

“Since when are you good at blowjobs?”

And the way you rhymed “back” with “back?” *MMWAA!*

At least Gwenpool is getting a 5-issue miniseries in August.

Ummm, pardon?

IIRC Loeb knew Hawke personally, which is how her song got in the movie, which is how she had a #1 hit without having an agent. Great song, and my goodness she was all kinds of nerdy hot back in the day...those glasses...

Don’t forget girlfriend trouble, that Parker luck is consistent even in MCU.

Well, the Spider-Man of video game movies. The 2002 film was the one that fully embraced the comic book origins (as opposed to X-Men which was only halfway there) and became a massive mainstream hit.

As the "strict" parent in our relationship, this rings very true to me. 

This may have been my favourite closing credits of this show ever. Bob really likes professional pattycaking.

His sister’s child was saved by the intervention of a hero who wasn’t a real doctor but he was a real worm, he was an actual worm.

The character was in the comic and presumably fair game here.

So... *BIG SPOILER HERE*

I know, right? Kevin Kline as Mr. Fischoeder, Zack Galifianakis as Felix, Megan Mullally as Gayle, Jenny Slate as Tami, Gary Cole as Sgt. Bosco, Aziz Ansari as Daryl, Laura and Sarah Silverman as Andy and Ollie, Ken Jeong as Dr. Yap, David Wain as Courtney, Thomas Lennon as Chuck Charles, John Michael Higgins as Doug,…

This is a good observation. We tend to shit on CGI in favor of hand drawn and practical effects. And sometimes there’s validity to this critique (I love me some good Sam-Raimi-buckets-of-blood goreathons).  But I agree that the problem isn't necessarily the technology, but the fact that Hollywood uses it in such…