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Well, that's ONE ad Hulu didn't make me watch 5 times over while watching South Park this week.

Ok, just for the sake of discussion here: Isn’t there a difference between pulling the N-word right out of your own racist heart and singing along with someone who was allowed to use it?

I’ll admit I’m one of the weirdos who was hoping for Marsupilami or its parent show Raw Toonage.

I’m not saying AV Club altered their score so they could pull off the headline pun, but I will say that it is a ROCK SOLID headline pun, and I’d be tempted to alter the score of the movie to get it in there if it were me.

I sense, because I have a pretty good bead on how Rick and Morty works, that some or all of these scenes won't all actually be in the new episodes.

Gayle used to annoy me, but when I started to realize that her whole deal was that she just makes everything as hard and annoying as possible for everyone else, and then realizing that I know people in my real life like that, she’s endeared herself to me.

I have a guttural and extremely averse reaction to the pop culture conversation whenever it turns to, “Could watching someone do horrible things in a comic book movie make real people want to do horrible things?” Yes, there are unhinged people out there with access to weaponry and a desire to kill, but I doubt they’re

After a few seasons of this, I’d think we’d be used to the concept of a serialized season of South Park not nailing down the message in episode 1.

Came for Dr. Worm. Left disappointed. Sure, he’s not a REAL doctor, but...

I’m not gonna act like politics haven't always been like this. I just want it to go back to PRETENDING it isn’t.

Isn’t it maybe possible that everyone went to see Far From Home BECAUSE it was continuing the story from the most successful movie ever? I mean it was GOOD, but that MCU tie-in guarantees some seats get filled. Seems like a win-win.

Disney, if you MUST do this, why do you keep going for the Animal-Centric movies? There are plenty of Disney movies left starring human beings that can be portrayed by actual people that will be able to emote human emotions. Hercules could be fun, or The Emperor’s New Groove! That has potential. I really don’t want to

Sooo tired of the Hogwarts comparison. It’s a military acadamy. Not every school is Hogwarts.

Yeeeah, but that was ‘60s-Adult. To be adult today you need swearing, nudity, drug references, and constant sexual situations.

I feel like Disney crossed a line with this one. There has, up to now, been some novelty to the live-action Disney remake. Can you achieve what was done by animation through live action with the right dose of special effects and set design? It’s kind of neat to see them pull it off.

With Lion King, though, you’re not

Hopper’s desperate this season. Joyce might be leaving and he doesn’t want that, and- true to his season arc- he can’t find a way to properly express it. He’s in over his head with parenthood. I like the dichotomy of a man who can interrogate Russian spies and tangle with otherworldly beings with ease, but has no idea

I’m a fan of this exact type of humor and will fight and die for this scene. It takes guts to take the climax of the entire season and completely deflate it for a laugh, knowing that you’ll be able to ramp it right back up after.

I’m on my second viewing and I just want to point out in a (VERY vague spoilery) subtle way that the Rock This Town music cue has some wonderful foreshadowing in its lyrics.

Gonna Rock ‘til you pop, gonna rock ‘til you drop, gonna rock this town- rock it inside-out!

Yeah, I could tell that bit was going to be controversial, but I think it was a nice bit of comic relief that kept things from getting TOO dire. (But then, I’ve always had a weakness for the OMG-They’re-STILL-doing-it style of comedy.

I just want to point out that Woody Woodpecker spent much of his time annoying a large walrus with a moustache.