Remember: if we scrub the world of art featuring Michael Jackson, pedophilia will go away!

Dude, what you just described is my dream streaming service. YES to all that!

“Remember to choose love over hate in the next election.”

Always with the gritty reboots...

What got me about the “Call me when you’re a hardware engineer” line was Bob’s quick little supportive, “Hm.”

So here’s the thing. Christian religions have, over the centuries, been lied to about what The Bible means. Not every passage in the bible is, “Do this thing.” A lot of it is also historical records of ancient law. Ancient law didn’t tend to be very woke, but it wasn’t meant to always be followed. It’s a historical…

I humbly submit that the Vest Friends joke could only have been effectively delivered by a subtitled velociraptor. That is all.

But even there, he was hoping for a self-defense situation. (Which didn’t happen because black people aren’t all criminals!) Kind of like the guy who gets a new gun after being robbed and just HOPES someone tries to break in. That’s a little bit different from “deciding to murder.” 

“Decided to commit a racist murder” is an awfully inflammatory way to say, “entertained a revenge fantasy against a different race after the rape of his friend by someone of that race.”

I dunno. I kind of think it’s a harmful idea that every close loving friendship (No matter the gender or genders involved) must be sexual. Can’t good friends just be good friends in this day and age?

“Orbulus! Look! It’s a Unicorn!” would have drastically changed the tone of the whole movie.

The advertisement in the middle of this article was for Nexium. You go, algorithms! Nailed it!

Made it all the way through and my takeaway eludes me. Something about sitting down with a baby? 

I think the definition of "them" is important, here. It kinda sounds like he's referring to the fans, in which case, no. Not his job. But it could also be his employer, in which case that's the very definition of a job.

Conan always credits Tom Hanks for the nickname, but I remember that episode. There was a bit (I only faintly remember it, so I’m probably getting some details wrong) where a gruff announcer was promoting the show like it was a monster truck rally. Conan was objecting as part of the bit which led to the announcer…

My judgement may be clouded by my fandom, but I enjoyed it. No, it doesn’t hold a candle to the original, but I feel like there are a LOT of stories to be told in the paranormal sci-fi comedy format, and I do not want Ghostbusters to end yet.

I hate what happened with the 2016 film. The misogyny is awful of course, but it was SO loud it clouded the whole movie, and suddenly the enjoyment of a movie in my favorite franchise this side of Star Wars became political. Now I can’t like or hate the movie (I love it) without making an implicit statement about…

Family Guy LOVES to go there, but often forgets to do anything while it’s there. 

“We’re trying to improve.” “Well why didn’t you improve back before it was cool!? Start OUT perfect. Gah.”

I dunno. I wonder if it’s just a matter of “We like your directorial style, but we’ve also noticed you’ve never handled action sequences before.” I wonder if Marvel said the same thing to Peyton Reed or Taika Waititi.