This just makes the situation even more tragic.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

There is a rotisserie spit in hell with her name on it.

Very tough for Brazil, and now they find themselves between Iraq and a hard place.

As in, “Ah cain’t believe our starter is Steel Ryan Tannehill!”

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Somewhere, someone is thinking of quitting his/her job to become a process server.

Do you honestly think anybody with the screen name of Mr.Fluffy.Pillow could be a redneck?

...and a low sink for all children under 6 years old to actually be able to wash their hands. (Why is this so hard?)

I’m from the area, and I’m rooting for Treaty Oak Elementary. But my non-serious vote is Schoolie McSchoolface Elementary.