Congrats to Corrain on her new career ghostwriting books for conservative politicians that are bulk-purchased by super-PACs.

I get that in this context it’s supposed to be a sweet, loving experience. However if I was dying and the people around me began singing TV show theme songs, I’d probably be convinced I was already in Hell.

You got Jon Bon Jovi but ignored his actual worst Christmas song. Not to mention anything else from “Christmas in the Stars”.

That song is a fucking war crime.

Indeed.

Dammit! Now I want to hear Belinda Carlisle and Company sing a Holiday song about Doctor Who villains!

It sounds like he just opened a new Prophet-5 that he got for Christmas, started dicking around with the weird reverb effects, and adlibbed some lyrics.

The fact that this song isn’t on this list negates the whole premise of this article.

Mind you, I’m kind of a grinch, so I’m not a big fan of many Christmas songs, but Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” tops the list of worst for me.  It is just the laziest damn song, a lot of the runtime eaten up just repeating “Simply having a wonderful Christmastime”.  It is just torture to listen to.

Should’ve just been the 30 worst renditions of Santa, Baby.

I love how every Biden scandal are literally just stories of him being a good dad

Muddying the waters for low-information angry voters to feel ok voting for autocratic Christo-fascism and thinking that “both side are equally bad” crap fueled by the for profit media.

I just cant get over how much it looks like it was knocked up for an 80's Apocalyptic Sci Fi movie starring Jan Michael Vincent but got rejected for looking too stupid

Ah yes Florida. We are famous for our tunnels and basements. There’s just so much dry, compact underground areas waiting to be dug up. Definitely don’t have a really high water table and ocean proximity or anything.

Colonial inbred shitwit.

Because it mostly takes a real weirdo/asshole to make that kind of money.

There should be a concise “-opathy” type word, more specific than narcissism or “nepo-baby”, to designate what is a probable result of raising a child in utter filthy entitlement and permitting that child to dodge a proper education or awareness that they aren’t the super geniuses who can do no wrong. It has allowed…

Really testing the “all publicity is good publicity” theory

If midlife crises were a uniform they’d definitely be a cosplay maverick bomber jacket.

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