I get that in this context it’s supposed to be a sweet, loving experience. However if I was dying and the people around me began singing TV show theme songs, I’d probably be convinced I was already in Hell.

You got Jon Bon Jovi but ignored his actual worst Christmas song. Not to mention anything else from “Christmas in the Stars”.

That song is a fucking war crime.

Indeed.

Dammit! Now I want to hear Belinda Carlisle and Company sing a Holiday song about Doctor Who villains!

It sounds like he just opened a new Prophet-5 that he got for Christmas, started dicking around with the weird reverb effects, and adlibbed some lyrics.

The fact that this song isn’t on this list negates the whole premise of this article.

Mind you, I’m kind of a grinch, so I’m not a big fan of many Christmas songs, but Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” tops the list of worst for me.  It is just the laziest damn song, a lot of the runtime eaten up just repeating “Simply having a wonderful Christmastime”.  It is just torture to listen to.

Should’ve just been the 30 worst renditions of Santa, Baby.

I love how every Biden scandal are literally just stories of him being a good dad

Muddying the waters for low-information angry voters to feel ok voting for autocratic Christo-fascism and thinking that “both side are equally bad” crap fueled by the for profit media.

Ah yes Florida. We are famous for our tunnels and basements. There’s just so much dry, compact underground areas waiting to be dug up. Definitely don’t have a really high water table and ocean proximity or anything.

Oh, boy, I’ve triggered the Tiki Torch brigade. I’ll reply to him in grey, because I know it burns his arse for validation.

Came here to comment this.  Holy shit he has pauses and everything like he said it into the mirror in his hotel and was just expecting roaring applause and got NOTHING.  Absolutely embarrassing

Reading about it doesn’t do it justice so I encourage everyone to watch some video clips and take note of how Musk is constantly looking out into the audience after every comment, desperately seeking any kind of approval. It’s quite sad and pathetic. He never started from a good baseline anyway, but you can see how…

At this point I think Musk could step out onto a stage, audibly shit himself, throw up, and then start crying for his mother, and it would count as one of his more dignified public appearances.

I hope the stress Elon Musk is feeling will cause his hair to fall out a second time.

They will however be burning all the nitrate originals to free up storage space for some of Zaslav’s odds and ends he cleaned out of his attic and garage.

“Why do you still have all those DVDs” they asked, “Everything is on streaming” they said

I’ve said it before, but I like saying it, so I’ll say it again: Zaslav really needs to be kicked in the dick multiple times.