“Area Man Sees Onion Headline in Real Newspaper”

You know what? Fucking awesome. I know there are bigger problems in the world, but this shouldn’t have been one of them in the first place. Fuck Zaslav.

As someone remarked, it’s like burning down a building for the insurance money.”

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Wait a second, I thought that capitalism was supposed to make everything work optimally. Was that ... propaganda?

Oh, you're fucked now, Zaslav. The giant anvil lobby has deep pockets. 

It’s a shame one of the terms of either recent strike wasn’t requiring David Zaslav to fuck all the way off.

“Although Edward is very funny, all his friends are comedians and he is an extremely funny guy”.

Pretty sure Frankenstein’s monster has a Marvel incarnation.

“I’m glad we came to a deal, everyone. Now, get working on some more shows for me to cancel and delete from our servers.” - David Zaslav, probably.

“It’s time for the world to hear this.”

“We plan to demonstrate in court, undeniably and irrefutably, that bitches be whack.”

In fairness, the Donald's parents are dead.

Sherman, set the Wayback Machine to Jan 24, 1995 and the OJ Simpson trial....

“Get your hands on me, you damn dirty ape!”

New Planet of the Apes trailer: OH!

It’s weird to hear a Republican call another “Colonel Sanders” as an insult...isn’t he basically their team mascot?

Maybe Zaslav’s ongoing enshittification of what used to be HBO Max will shunt it over to the space formerly occupied by Discovery+ and HBO shows and other content that actually has some vague sort of merit will end up licensed to run elsewhere.

He should be forced to carry this bid to term, as God intended it.

Pence should have had several invasive prostate exams and a year long waiting period before being allowed to his abort his campaign. Who does he think he is?!