This is what I was coming in here to say. I know it’s bullshit now but at the time that scene just melted my brain when I saw it in theaters. He’s absolutely electric in the role and the first thing I think of when I think of him.

That voice is ridiculous. Tom Hardy Voices have entered Johnny Depp Hat territory. I think I’m officially tired of his schtick.

I’ll never see this, but I do appreciate that this review takes time to contrast it off the vile nihilism of Bad Boys 2, one of My Most Hated Movies Ever.

Boy, Bryan Fuller just keeps running into assholes! Everyone he deals with is an asshole! What terrible luck!

I’m happy we’re getting this and all—I loved BR2049—but by the same token I can’t help but wonder what’s the rationale here. A sequel TV series to an underperforming movie that was itself a sequel to an underperforming movie. What dark magic got worked to have this greenlit? 

Usually every holiday season there’s one seismic box office bomb in there and right on cue . . . 

And Ladyhawke! [Dodges thrown rotten fruit]

Honestly, it took me until like my fourth playthrough to realize how deeply interconnected all the tunnels are, such that the first stops in the mainline quest are supposed to be run entirely through the tunnels, not overland like I did. 

Oh man there’s that sweet deathtrap on the way to the Brotherhood of Steel library you have to visit for the Survival guide quest where it’s a freeway choked with cars and as you’re making your way through it raiders start lobbing explosives at you to start a chain reaction of exploding cars that blow the whole thing…

I guess I’m the weirdo outlier because I love Fallout 3 most. I didn’t play it right when it came out, so I didn’t experience the original ending of the game, and instead got the GOTY edition where the kinks had been ironed out and the original ending is papered over. New Vegas is great too of course, my second…

That’s awesome!

She did! Also young Benicio del Toro as her shitbag husband who wishes she would just get OVER the death of their infant son already sheesh!

LOVE that you called out Fearless, a favorite of mine. Totally underrated, now-obscure movie.

Look at that hangdog expression. Let’s get him a present!

That first breakup episode set the standard for all breakup episodes. There wouldn’t be a Friends Ross and Rachel fight without it. How it pivots from good zings, to the (problematic now) slap fight, to gradually getting deadly serious and nope, this is for real. Long and Danson both look so hollowed out at the end of…

That wordless final scene of older them dancing together .  . . 

Did she remind anyone of a time when they were having dinner with Groucho?

How did HBO let this one go? Even though I don’t think he was in charge then, let’s go ahead and blame Zaslav for it.

Exactly. Quite simply everything about this story is unbelievable.

Honestly I was surprised it even got a second season. Just a very niche interest type show. It was pretty cute but veered into really sitcommy territory at times. We just watched the episode where Julia is hiding from Paul that Bebe Neuwirth’s character is staying in the hotel room next to them in Paris and making…