It’s a distinction without a difference. I get Apple not wanting an event centered around a recent high-profile release to become a DeNiro political diatribe, but whether they cut lines from his speech or “replaced” it with an earlier draft (that they probably wrote) the outcome was the same - DeNiro onstage with…

Sir, this is Arby’s.

Yeah that sounds like a half assed “ a bad intern did it , then ran away” excuse . I mean its barely an excuse at all.

They will however be burning all the nitrate originals to free up storage space for some of Zaslav’s odds and ends he cleaned out of his attic and garage.

“Why do you still have all those DVDs” they asked, “Everything is on streaming” they said

Let’s pull a fast one on a notoriously cranky and outspoken 80-year-old with an audience. What could possibly go wrong?

I’ve said it before, but I like saying it, so I’ll say it again: Zaslav really needs to be kicked in the dick multiple times. 

“Area Man Sees Onion Headline in Real Newspaper”

You know what? Fucking awesome. I know there are bigger problems in the world, but this shouldn’t have been one of them in the first place. Fuck Zaslav.

As someone remarked, it’s like burning down a building for the insurance money.”

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Wait a second, I thought that capitalism was supposed to make everything work optimally. Was that ... propaganda?

Oh, you're fucked now, Zaslav. The giant anvil lobby has deep pockets. 

It’s a shame one of the terms of either recent strike wasn’t requiring David Zaslav to fuck all the way off.

“Although Edward is very funny, all his friends are comedians and he is an extremely funny guy”.

Pretty sure Frankenstein’s monster has a Marvel incarnation.

“I’m glad we came to a deal, everyone. Now, get working on some more shows for me to cancel and delete from our servers.” - David Zaslav, probably.

“It’s time for the world to hear this.”

The wording of the ballot made it seem like it was going to expand out of fossil fuels, unless I totally read it wrong:

Small O&G company owner here who sells fuel to the power providers. This is all so ERCOT can game the system to keep those spot prices as near to $5000 as they can during an energy crisis. If you don’t believe me, watch here during Texas’ next energy crisis. This is by design. No I do not approve of this.