“We plan to demonstrate in court, undeniably and irrefutably, that bitches be whack.”

In fairness, the Donald's parents are dead.

Sherman, set the Wayback Machine to Jan 24, 1995 and the OJ Simpson trial....

“Get your hands on me, you damn dirty ape!”

New Planet of the Apes trailer: OH!

It’s weird to hear a Republican call another “Colonel Sanders” as an insult...isn’t he basically their team mascot?

Maybe Zaslav’s ongoing enshittification of what used to be HBO Max will shunt it over to the space formerly occupied by Discovery+ and HBO shows and other content that actually has some vague sort of merit will end up licensed to run elsewhere.

I still wish CBS actually broadcasted it.

The Captain and Tenille were a musical act in the ‘70s.  ‘Tenille’ sounds like ‘to kneel’.  ‘The Captain’ used to have Lucielle 2 wear the wig and give him head but she wasn’t allowed to make eye contact.

It’s subtle but friggen hilarious and Liza’s delivery is amazing.

Best joke of the entire series:

I can’t find the tweet now, but there was a great one at the time which postulated, just fuck an eagle. Good luck catching up to that eagle

Doesn’t work. The creature has a significant supply of frequent flyer miles that it accrued from clever use of timed rewards on its Capitol One card.

How that sanctimonious, whiter than whitebread dipshit thinks he is Presidential Timber is beyond me. The jellyfish hid behind a potted plant for 4 straight years and catered to a schoolyard bully who whines like a petulant colicy bag of a spoiled meat if no one licks his ass. And hell, he still has people who think…

He should be forced to carry this bid to term, as God intended it.

Pence should have had several invasive prostate exams and a year long waiting period before being allowed to his abort his campaign. Who does he think he is?!

There are so many better ideas that they could have done instead of anything they did do, including doing nothing.

This shouldn't have been a "Fantastic Beasts" series. It should have been a loose anthology series with each movie based around books from the Hogwarts curriculum. So there'd be a Fantastic Beasts movie, and then a Monster Book of Monsters movie, a movie based around a Guilderoy Lockhart book, etc. You could even…

Should have had a speaking role.  Her no-dad-I-love-him style of line reading would have been a perfect fit for Phantom Menace.  

I’m not sure any single show/movie, outside of The Simpsons, ever influenced and shaped my sense of humor the way MST3K did as a kid. Much to the chagrin of my wife, who despises when anyone talks during a movie or TV show. Apparently, my snarky comments are not her cup of tea when we’re watching something.