Listen up fives, a ten is posting

It’s funny watching the GOP try to make this work without admitting how boned they are. Their voter base is the smallest it’s ever been, their voters are too distracted with culture war shit and conspiracy theories to trust anyone anymore, so they can’t rely on their gullibility to bring them to the polls anymore, and…

“We just want reasonable limits on abortion, like having zero abortions allowed under any circumstances!”

“Pro-life you say? How many gun control laws have you voted in favour of? How many Medicaid expansions have you voted in favour of?”

“Pro-Life”, you say? So, how many have you adopted so far?

Twenty years ago, the listicle-addicted American Film Institute

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3: The One With Richard Pryor

Hey dirtside! I gotta joke for ya; Fallon’s Foul!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3: Corfu Drift

The Force Agreekens

“Socialism” is way up there too, not that one in a thousand voters could define it. And it’s a golden oldie:

Bill Maher looks like that guy they covered with face prosthetics to replace Crispin Glover in Back to the Future Part II.

Let them fight it out in a pit.

He’s not picking either one of them and he’s not picking Haley either.

It was a scheduling problem. Scott couldn’t do X-Men because Mission: Impossible 2 filming fell behind schedule, and Mission: Impossible 2 was delayed because Tom Cruise had overrun filming Eyes Wide Shut.

The problem was that to method act effectively, Stoltz had to travel back in time, and he kept disrupting major historical events. The production had to stop him killing Teddy Roosevelt several times.

Well...now my brain has locked up.

Zaslav is as dumb as the programming he’s built a career on. 

Iger is doing PR, badly, but clearly actually knows what’s happening even if he is angry that his spin isn’t the winning one (I’d say because it’s not true but ha ha ha) but Zaslav really appears to have the brains of a fucking mop. He is apparently going to start putting CNN news alerts that are basically ads in the…

Do you get to the Cloud Nebula very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t!