It does sound awful, but the important thing is, libs are being owned.

In Hamlin’s favor on this, both the storybook and comic book of the movie I had had Perseus cut her head off by throwing his shield like a frisbee at her, and I always wondered why in the movie was different.

“Your honor. Ladies and Gentleman of the jury. Whaddaya gonna do? Thank you the defense rests.”

My chiropractor had one and my god, it was almost worth blowing my back out when he used it on me. 

I for one would love it this western had a scene where Carano’s character was working in a room with 20 laptops in it. 

It’s my favorite SP song. 

Man he really had a great run, like late 80s on through Waterworld maybe? 

I guess you could say you give it a high grade on YAH REPAHT CAHD

‘Under his headshot picture it says “not pictured.”’

Yeah I’ve mostly enjoyed his Annual Netflix Holiday Series to this point but ran out of interest on this after three episodes. 

The freezeframe final shot of Candy, especially since he’s been gone, hits me right in the feels every time. 

Totally forgot this was coming back!

This is what I keep coming back to. Him walking into Twitter HQ with a sink and that big shiteating grin. Walking into a place he fought like hell against having to buy, loudly declaring for months that everyone working there is incompetent, and bragging that he’d fire 75% of the staff as one of his first acts. And…

Not that it’s wrong to boycott or not want anything to do with Fantastic Beasts because of Rowling or Depp’s involvement, but even if those didn’t exist, the series would probably still be in box office limbo. At its core you built a series around a muttery, wormy, utterly unlikeable protagonist named Newt. Each new…

He’s made his bones off reality tv, which is completely different than scripted entertainment. He completely misses that point and thinks it’s just “product” to push. It’s why I hated Zucker so much when he had the reins at NBC and he wanted more shit like the apprentice and less The Office, then in the full glory of…

Oh definitely. We had one we could walk to from our duplex and that was a weekly ritual that I think back happily on. Even so, I do find myself seeing that blue and yellow pattern in the background up there and sighing wistfully. 

It’s funny to see the nostalgia for Blockbuster—even I’m guilty of it!—when at the time Blockbuster was huge THEY were the big bad guy for running the little Mom and Pop video stores out of business.

This is surprising and sad. She had this very open, approachable style of writing that made you feel like a friend. A few weeks ago I was wondering what happened to her after her second book controversy, found her twitter, and fell down the rabbit hole all over again; her writing hadn’t missed a beat. RIP.

Sounds like somebody needs to watch Nestor The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey, which ups the sadistic abuse of our mutant protagonist tenfold!

I don’t understand this resolution at all. The owner went nuclear on Corden and called him out publicly, so Corden looks bad (continues to!). But then all it takes is Corden to say “I’m sowwy” and apparently abusive behavior to the staff is forgiven? Why would you want that back? Does Corden have that many devoted…