Yes! They also have an attorney and a notary at each screening for each audience member to sign an affidavit saying that neither they nor their family can sue the makers of the film for any illness, injury or . . . . DEATH that may happen watching this motion picture!

Let’s face it: almost every line he has in TESB is killer.

You can’t really be blamed. At the time S60 was considered THE sure bet of the fall season, and 30 Rock was a fine enough show, too bad it premiered when it did, it’ll be gone by Christmas . . .

To be clear, I don’t want that to happen. Just given what we’ve seen of the quality of Zaslav’s decisions so far, it’s the laziest and worst course of action, so probably that’s going to be it. 

Get this over with and back the dump truck full of money up to Snyder’s house already.

Postscript: I looked it up:https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwic5rrqufP5AhVsl2oFHUdNCAgQFnoECAkQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FThe_Lord_of_the_Rings%3A_Journey_to_Rivendell&usg=AOvVaw12acPWccZsau6GLn5EcNV_

Right before the Atari 2600 went under, there was a, I dunno, graphics extender? created for it. I’m blanking on the name, but it was basically a double-length cartridge you inserted, and then the end of the cartridge would connect by a cable to a tape recorder, and the “games” were cassettes that they sold. They only…

I want to say this is an idea they’ve been kicking around since Zucker was in charge. The whole Leno debacle was them dipping their toes in those waters. Always great to see a network hostile to its own content! 

Are we sure that picture up top isn’t Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise?

“Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment. I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset. especially our shareholders. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get The Flash out as…

Exactly. What an astoundingly myopic decision, and to think there’d be no repercussions from it. This has basically been THE entertainment story for like four weeks running now. I don’t know why shareholders aren’t howling for his head yet.

Ooh, is this the first post-purge F?

It’s a kick in the gut with a steel-toed boot every time I hear it.

Fired, blunder, etc.

“Trump’s favorite daughter stepped in to save Conway’s marriage with her liberal-leaning, husband, George.”

“Lyonne looked fantastic, came straight out of the Phantom Zone with that outfit, and contoured like a knife.”

The first time I heard it was for a Hallmark ad for Mother’s Day cards and I was an absolute wreck at the end of it. No matter how innocuous its use, I just can’t. 

Seriously. I cried harder at that than any other piece of entertainment I’ve ever seen. First there’s the ep where they announced his death to the ER, THEN the next episode has him dying in Hawaii with his new wife and formerly estranged daughter and then—AND THEN!—they used that version of “Over the Rainbow” that…

Excuse me there’s a Dr. Acula on line 1 needing to speak with you. 

“Maybe . . .  WE were the real predators all along, buckaroo.”