“No treason. No treason. YOU’RE the treason.”

Yep, and just when they’re about to deploy the new party line, another devastating bombshell/Trump or Giuliani interview will come out that negates their talking points.

I’ll never understand the mentality that made this show. “Let’s take what’s widely considered one of the worst parts of either of our other two shows--surly teens--and make a whole show just out of that!” 

They’re probably cooking up an ep with Stipe on to promote the single and/or album. 

See, to me, the very specificity of the quotes is a tell that one of the “unnamed sources” for the article is Nielsen herself, especially since most of the quotes are directed to or about her. She’s probably giving them this info on condition that they do a puff piece about her as part of her redemption tour. 

“He had YELLOW HAIR. So help me, YELLOW. HAIR!!!!”

Stig ah-ROWND!

He lasted one month! And every few months we get The Mooch popping up “HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER HOW I HAD A JOB FOR TWO WEEKS AND WAS TOO INCOMPETENT EVEN FOR TRUMP?”

It’s moving too fast for them to spin it. We’re watching drummed up “whatabout” scandals being birthed and dying in broad daylight instead of being hatched in some think tank backroom to disseminate to the echo chamber the way they normally are. By the time they’ve landed on a spin to go out and use, something worse…

Every picture of him looks like he’s thinking to himself “Well, THAT didn’t go the way I thought it would.”

It’ll be like waking up from a dream. There’ll be things we remember clearly, and then there will be things that we will just suddenly come to us, randomly bubbling back to the surface, and wonder what the fuck was going on. “Hey, remember how Trump took the notes after a call with Putin and ate them?”

Hopefully the Dems don’t fall for this transparent attempt to distract and delay. Pull the trigger and move forwards. He’s basically admitted on camera he did it anyways.

My daughter’s twelve, and, like I want to know because she’s my daughter, but I also don’t (because she’s my daughter). She’ll mention boys staring at her, but seems otherwise completely disinterested. She recently proudly announced to my wife and I and some friends we had over for dinner that she’s “asexual” and I…

Don’t forget Harrison Ford! Carpenter on set. 

 . . . And nothing bad ever happened when young boys trusted their priests with private, sexual matters. 

Oh man, do I! The “bark bark bark!” catchphrase the audience would do? And that disastrous Paul Tsongas xylophone solo that sank his 1992 presidential campaign!

“Judy has to think about her entire life before she goes onstage!”

Same. He looks like he’s having a blast, burning it all down. He’s rich, he’ll be fine, who cares, LOL.

Matrix Reloaded. 

I had to keep going back and re-reading the intro paragraph to sort out which was which.