That, this hurricane story, and all his petty standoffs with Iran, Russia, and N Korea where he threw around using nukes on twitter tells me he’s privately desperate to use a nuke at some point in his presidency. Like, it’s on his “to do” list, near the top, and he doesn’t want to leave office without nuking something…

His campaign lasted all of four months, almost to the day. Way to move the needle!

Oh duh! MST! I was wondering why Ambassador Slab Bulkhead’s name sounded so familiar!

“Here come the beep! Here come the beep!” >Marge Simpson giggle<

The heyday of that sketch was almost 30 years ago. That’s like if in the 90s “sock it to me” suddenly came back and was a recurring bit on SNL then. 

He’s coming back right as the 1619 project is launching at the NYT. I bet he has some thoughts about it that we all really need to hear! 

Oh, how I hated this movie when I first saw it. I’ve come around on it since, to where now it’s one of those watch-to-the-end movies whenever I happen across it. I saw it with my mom and brother the first time and I don’t think either of them have revisited since. I recently said that I really like the movie now and…

Holy shit, this means I’m going to be watching something on Food Network for the first time in over a decade.

Breaking Bad. I know there were no last-minute curveballs, but it ended the way it had to, the way we knew it would from the beginning. 

Trump: Michael, Dwight, Angela, Ryan, Kelly, Gabe, Kevin, Andy.

I didn’t even watch the show, but that FNL graph has to have WAY more Trump votes on it. Basically one Hillary vote, some no votes spread among the millennials, and then all the rest Trump. This is rural Texas we’re talking about.

The question specifically stipulates no villains. 

I catch myself wondering all the time if I hate Trump or Pence more. There’s just something so infuriating about how Pence lies almost as much as Trump, but wraps it up in this bland, banal package and normalizes Trump. He still gets treated as some kind of credible authority or trustworthy figure, even after he’s…

I saw Carrie Fisher give a keynote at a conference I attended a few years back. It was a disaster, but anyways. This was right after she had revealed that she and Ford had had an affair while filming ESB. When she got the inevitable question about it from the audience, she explained it basically as “How could you not…

It’s like they saw how horrified everyone was by Welcome to Marwen last year and said “hold my saucer of milk”. 

That’s very generous of you to assume it will still be in theaters 11 days after its release. 

The marching orders are to Whatabout Israel this whole thing away.

Man, there may have only been 10 people in that audience, but every one of them went on to call Trump a racist too. 

I’m a wimp, so, anyways:

That wasn’t at all my intention and if it came across that way I apologize. I was intending it to be what dirtside says.