That segment was so awkward it was hard to watch. Why is a late sunday night comedy show the best news source?

I absolutely loved this bit. It’s up there with the “Eat Shit Bob” musical number. The one criticism I had is that he didn’t point out that since they’re not regulated by the FCC, cable news parades in this bullshit with aplomb and absolutely no labeling whatsoever. I think there’s a CNN segment called “Tech Corner”…

Her co-anchor apparently made a grab at her. When the actual show started a couple minutes later, she profusely apologized (for the language, not her reaction itself).

I thought the worst thing that could happen was sand in the vagina.

Hey, Fanta was created in Nazi Germany, and IT is (somewhat) drinkable

“Do the math, we’ll wait”

I bought one, same color as my goop candle, but it exploded too.

Laugh all you want, but my parents can’t get enough of those damn blankets! They used to complain that I didn’t call enough. Now they ask if I can call back later. And then they giggle. Giggle!

For a moment, I really thought she was asking that to the ship.

I really need some context or the full story behind “The fuck are you doing?”

Not only did he right tons of stories for Weird Tales, his writing style in those stories was verbose and redundant with tons of unnecessary exposition and erratic pronouns.

I assume this is a sequel to The Grapes of Wrath, which until I was 14 I thought was about giant killer grapes attacking Oklahoma.

Beast of Eatin’

Of Mice and Moon

Travels with Snarly

“In the souls of the people the wolves of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the moon.”

LyCannery Row

-Lon Joad