Sean Fanning.

wtf is mtv lol

Whaaaaaat?

Lock me up because I am horny.

Bookmark http://www.avclub.com/search then spend the rest of your life refreshing the page. Never miss a new article again!

I'll take a crab juice.

Everyone should feel honored to support the music industry.

On an unrelated note, seven more years until Crazy Town is eligible.

You can put lipstick on a ham sandwich, but it's still a ham sandwich.

…sexual arousal.

But it'd cost me $6 to mail it to you.

Eww. Chicken stir fry though, that sounds like one of those that you don't have to take out and re-stir even though it says to.

4/5ths of a Lean Cuisine Salisbury steak and mac 'n' cheese.

That ventriloquist's dummy was a real philanthropist. That's what people forget.

That's because every person who thinks Lena Dunham is just pretty good is a men's rights advocate.

So… What did you have for lunch today?

Oops, didn't see your edit there. I'd hold off on the rejoicing, they're keeping the weekly feature around for open thread purposes.

The last one was today, yep.

Because I know for whom the Taco Bell bell tolls.

…tolerable