My number one always: 13b. Gather around and watch (Boogie Nights)
My number one always: 13b. Gather around and watch (Boogie Nights)
*clap, clap, clap, clap, clap… clap… … clap…*
The Bourne Disappointment
Sheri Lewis died in poverty after that big class action suit against her for "The Song that Never Ends".
Yes it does. But wait, what if I were to tell you we're throwing in a second Jason Bourne at no additional cost to you*!
I'm not the only one that thinks Matt Damon and Julia Stiles look like brother and sister?
*facepalm* Guh!
Hillary Clinton spills bong water on Ebola patients because of her boyfriend's stupid penis
"Hey Cliff"
"Wait, why does everybody remember his name?"
"He's the mailman. He brings everybody more weed."
"O-oh."
High Men Can't Jump
Same fundamental problem with The A.V. Club. Why would I want to be in a club that would have me as a member?
I was saying, "I can smell your lunch."
"(CBS) has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat."
"Do you think there's anything great on (CBS) right now?"
"Oh, I'm sure of it. But there's only one way to find out."
Hey, Spaceballs is on.
Nobody wants to make a show about a guy who's disappointed by stuff and comments about it on the internet.
Still, *slap slap* WOH! Eh? WO-OH!! Eh?
Let's play funny/not funny: Five weeks into 2016, Iggy Pop headline, crucifixion pose graphic.
Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?
It needs a bridge. Something like
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?