Vaccination does cause the rather vexing complication of old age...

Celebitchy also takes a lot of liberties with the truth. 

I’m gonna be real with you: I’m surprised at how well this went for both of us, ultimately.

as the world finally catches up to the fact that she was a young intern who made a mistake was taken advantage of by an old white man in a position of power.

Imma need Krysten Ritter to have a steady gig.

If you can’t parse what she’s saying but the rest of us can, doesn’t that make you the idiot?

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

Do what I plan to do: write your own and prepay an outlet to publish it. Say whatever you want.

Here we squeeze as in teenage days, oily dermal days of pore...

I don’t know about you, but I love rooting for protagonists who sleep with their best friend’s fiance, and for secondary protagonists who sleep with their fiancee’s best friend. As such, I was so happy to find out Darcy was cheating too, which completely justified the other two’s awful behavior despite the fact that…

fuck off