Disagree, its that freaky “perfectly straight across” hairline.

That’s rolling probable cause.

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

FALSE FLAG!!!!

Honestly, I thought there’s no way it could be THAT OBVIOUS. I don’t know why I’m expecting subtlety and complexity still in 2018. The correct answer is the dumbest most blatant answer. 

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

The Dodgers Are Faceplanting And It Rules

I totally get the anti-Boston sports team bias.

What does her being a stripper have to do with her being sexually assaulted? Because she is a stripper she deserves to be assaulted at 14? Jog on, dick face.

A member of Bill Cosby’s defense team has joined us here in the comments!

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

Hockey fans would have played through it.

You should bitch-slap your dad and pee on him to assert dominance.

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

Smoltz had just finished saying “Nunez is a very good bad ball hitter” when Wood threw a ball at his ankles and Nunez golfed it out of the park.

A hot mic near the scene seemed to have picked up someone muttering “nice game, pretty boy” in the crowd.  No word on whether or not this is what initiated the spitting.

Finally, a trurhsayer! Video evidence shows Rondo IN FRONT OF Paul when the alledged gleeking occurs. So why does Paul’s head go BACK and to the LEFT?!

THERE WAS A SECOND SPITTER