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It looked and sounded like someone in the grips of a manic episode.

One comment...does anybody read these? I only clicked because of Gritty. If you ignore a Gritty article, then he will come to your house while you sleep.

That was a completely alien ending. Those of us who were Sox fans before 2004 still expect the Yankees to beat us in that situation. I felt the dagger coming for my back as soon as Hernandez blew that third strike call to set up the bottom of the ninth. I fully expect to wake up in the hospital, to the sounds of the

Stanton would have whiffed at that pitch to.

Kimbrel this year has been a fucking agita bomb, last year he was painting and nasty, this year he’s a fucking sprinkler head and Sanchez missed snatching his soul by a quarter inch. I had to call an uncle in Newton in the ninth to make sure he was still alive.

Bow before the one true GIF

I’m sayin. I read it in Liam Neeson’s voice

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything. 

Something tells me that a sizable portion of the country are going to turn in favor of PEDs as a result of this, and begin to view anti-doping measures as some sort of scheme hatched by the “globalist” agenda.

I love these two quotes.

On Fans:
I don’t think they’re entitled to anything, either.”

On his team:

Caps fan checking in. Can’t defend Wilson, that hit, or the frequency with which he’s delivered them. This is more than I thought it would be, I would have guessed 10. But if the league suspends others with the same intolerance and severity consistently for all head and from-behind hits, in the same pattern of

Good, the 49ers need a new QB.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

“Turkey on white bread. No cheese, extra mayo.” - - Brett Kavanaugh at the deli counter

“My life is ruined because I like beer!” - a sniveling, whiny, man-child who just wanted to be a Supreme Court justice and has never done anything wrong in his entire life, and didn’t even have an erection until he was 35, he swears.

I’ve never met the man, but I know now that he talks in the movie theater.

He’s the kind of guy that asks for samples when the line is extremely long.

What a respectful, measured response to this comment. Is this still the internet? Am I lost?

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.