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Taste in music is subjective. Just because one person says a song sucks, doesn’t mean it sucks to someone else. If you like a song, you like a song, and nothing anyone says will change that.

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

As someone who suffers from BPD so has some insight I suggest you do some research before you start flapping your gums about something you know nothing about

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

So, is it a horse or a bull?

People say this as if small market teams are run by some Mom & Pop operation on a shoestring budget. Bottom line: there are 30 MLB teams and 585 billionaires in the US alone. If you can’t make it work and stay competitive without creating an artificial means of wage suppression, sell your team to a billionaire who…

FUN FACT: Oat milk comes from Wilford Brimley’s tits

Seriously, that’s the most saccharine thing that’s ever been written at Deadspin, and also by far the most frightening. Get well Drew.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

serious: holy shit, Drew, I hope everything’s gonna be ok. We’ll be here waiting for dick and fart jokes as soon as you’re back.

Six hours of “They could apply the franchise tag, orrrrr, they could apply the transition tag. Franchise tag or transition tag. Which would be better? We’ll take your calls right after this word from My Pillow.”

All I see are a whole bunch of these:

REPORT: African Immigrants Soliciting and Wasting State-Sponsored Potassium Supplements!

?? I hrdly know her!!

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

My complexion, in the words of a former colleague, is "fish belly white," and I live for that magical time on Friday evenings when you bullyrag my skinfolk. You are doing an absolute service to humanity.

All the Tom Hanks stuff? Rad? Gleaming The Cube? North Shore? Stand By Me? Lampoon’s Vacation? All the weird awesome movies happened in the 80's. No way half those movies get made today.

I live in the state of Hidalgo, near a different Actopan. There they make a molé verde (si yo tengo acento en mi teclado)with epazote and it gives a very different flavor.

This article is good, but where’s the mole recipe?