Shirley that same tackle in South America would have resulted in a stoppage, a fire in the stands, an on field administration of morphine and anti-spasmodic drugs, a neck brace, backboard and airlift on a MedFlight Helicopter.

What kind of bullshit “football” is this? That player got right back up and continued playing after a hard tackle, as if nothing happened.

Right...because playing 90 in the DC heat and humidity and making a 50 yard run to make the key play is exactly the same as someone running a dozen steps after the 18th TV timeout. 

It hurts every time I see an incredible athlete who is younger than me called an “old man.” I hurt my back tying my shoe yesterday.

I think Conway is more like Ghidorah, which had three heads. Conway always seems to be saying three thing at once, all of it in an unintellible screech.

Probably not Pantene. It would take way more than three minutes to miraculously fix whatever ails her grey matter.

I see they’ve reanimated Conway to battle Omarosa.

For $15,000 a month, I am wiling to keep quiet about this administration.

All that evident torture she’s put her hair through seems to have affected her brain. Do they make Pantene for the mind?

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

Yeah it looks like it could store at least 20 kilos of ... tools on each side. And the gasket would probably prevent any ... thieves from sniffing out the scent of your ... well used tools. Only five made, and they were called the Ford Escobar Ltd.

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

Hopefully we can now all enjoy McGregor fighting something tougher than an intimate object

He will also have to perform a few days of community service

#NeverForget

but you see he’s a DISTRACTION. if kaepernick spent less time protesting systemic racism in this country and more time [squints at notes]...getting accused of sexual assault he could have a chance. 

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

I’m going to need more than the defense’s claim that Nassar was assaulted in prison. Maybe he was just receiving unorthodox physical therapy.

“Judge Aquilina’s Dr. Nassar’s efforts to demonize Dr. Nassar in front of the entire world were successful.”