Today is Serap’s birthday, so everybody wish him a happy birthday.

There’s only one way to find out.  Start a pot boiling, I’ll grab some butter.

Racism kills: MLK said it best:

“Drunk racists with guns.”

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

Either way, TMZ has a photo of him in a hospital bed with large facial bruises.

Why does this shit even have a career?

Jesus. Who’d have thunk that in 2018 America so many stupid, half-literate white people would rush desperately to the defense of an old racist rich guy who owns a totally useless business that profits by underbidding and cutting corners, who created some of the ugliest branding in the history of capitalism, who has a…

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Attach Dana White’s name to an unscrupulous rumor and I will believe it. Go ahead, try me.

I used to get horribly carsick when I was a kid. So here’s a short breakdown of all the roadtrips I ruined.

Nice, something you could put on your tombstone.

Sounds like Papa is now in deep dish.

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

If you don’t think he typed this post on one knee, you are crazy. 

Why do you hate the military and America?