That’s one of the most enjoyable pieces I’ve read in a while. Thanks.

Jeus christ you lazy freaks! Use a fucking knife or microplane to mince garlic. I’ve been cooking at a high level for many years, and for many people, and I’ve never found the need for a garlic press. I rank that gadget up there with a banana slicer and the garlic peeler. You gotta get your hands in that shit!

He certainly sounds like a Trump cabinet pick to me.

I’m a Redskins fan and I hope he does go. There’s no reason a Washington fan should be able to go into next season thinking they can win 6 games - we’re accustomed to horrible decisions and bad play - let’s keep it that way! There’s no room for positive, commonsense decisions to be made anywhere near DC. To me this…

THIS. IS. THE. GOSPEL!!! Well said Drew.

It’s not legal in any form where I live in the states so I gave it up years ago. The thing I noticed towards the end was that high quality weed was becoming more prevalent, which in turn equals couch-lock for most. In my early days (the early 90's) you could find decent “working man’s” weed pretty much everywhere -…

Well that was well said, and I’m usually not that supportive of a Ham Nol sammich.

Well, planets closest to their sun are obvously going to be hotter. So I say we move all of Florida’s dumbass residents to B or C and then we can divide up the rest based on Political support. G looks pretty cool but may be a little too cold. All right wingnuts will go to B or H for sure. D, E, F looks like the sweet…

Unless the two parties figure it out, he’s a two term sack of gelatin. That’s unless world annihilation happens first - hopefully the latter will be quick and painless.

I’d rather live in a trashcan as a opposed to being anywhere near Nancy Grace. I start twitching when I hear her voice - like the Mary Hart seizure lady.

All neighbors suck, period.

I agree. Does this man seem concerned about political issues or the end of the world as we know it? No, he’s concerned about trash pickup on Tuesday. Ahhh, a simpler time.

Yes, that’s your typical Cowboys fan. They’ll go buy a new one with mom’s unemployemt check at the end of the month, or sell some oxy to buy a new one.

Has anyone posting here ever had a blue collar union job? I was in the metal workers union back in the mid 90's. The pay was very good but the business crumbled due to high wages, strikes, and the general do-very-little-get-paid-very-well sort of thinking. I remember an old timer coming up to me when I was working on…

Damn, I was really hoping she laid his ass out!

In my opinion, those bikes are not designed for that. As an avid MTB’er, I would never try to hop over an obstacle with that bike geometry. He did have a perfect nose wheelie going before he ate it! It’s really hard to jump over things with the seat so far up your ass and the bars so low - the front was bound to drop,…

Good lord, will this broke idiot not go away! I visited the Baseball Hall of Fame earlier this year, and what do you think was missing? The bloody sock! He removed it and sold it because he needed the money.  

Damn, I wish I was his IT guy. He mentioned him several times with respect! My fucking bosses throw me to the wolves on a regular basis.

It’s official, there’s nothing millennials won’t bitch about. I know it would suck to have a decent job with better than the norm benefits. All while producing yogurt you do not like. I’m not a fan of their products either, but the difference is fat content in yogurt products these days. Noosa is a full fat yogurt and…

I’ve tried one, and yes it is terrible.