Do chickens have individual personalities?

Have you learned nothing since being introduced to technology as a baby. Never update to a X.0 software release, never. Always wait until X.0.2 at the earliest or even better, X.1. This saves you from a lot of headaches. I’m a Linux engineer and I’ve noticed over the past few years that software seems to hit…

Ohh, that was so so terrible.

I hate therapists, they always have a way of putting things in perspective, and that really pisses me off! Probably spot on in this instance.

So, if I only need the tinfoil to cook up my last rock before succumbing to Trumps army of morons, that still means I gotta unravel 9' of cord to get to it. And now I have a pile of little doodads and no place to put them. See, this is why cargo shorts are still essential to our existence, so fuck whoever said earlier…

So, if I only need the tinfoil to cook up my last rock before succumbing to Trumps army of morons, that still means…

The end of rivers getting close to the Chesapeake Bay have some salinity in the water. So yes, there could be jelly fish being pushed in by the tide. Or, Drew is making this whole fucking story up because over the weekend he injured himself in an ankle deep kiddie pool and his imagination wandered off to Spongebob…

That’s the truth. I haven’t used meth or other drugs since 2005, and I still struggle during certain times of the year. I do drink (too much) but my excuse was that at least it’s not meth. And I know that that is a bullshit answer that somehow helps me make it through the day so I can pass out at night. Just typing…

It was my friend’s first car in 91'ish. We thought it was the coolest car ever, until we loaded it with four people and it couldn’t do 60 mph without sounding like it was going to throw a rod thru the pan. I also didn’t know it had that funky hatch option - don’t recall seeing that. I do remember the T-tops - loved…

Fall of the Berlin Wall or the Challenger Explosion. Can’t remeber which came first but I remember people having incredibly happy or sad emotions with these two events.

Bud Light Lime or regular is THE Donald Trump of beers.

I don’t buy for a second that the guy below played any sort of sport in high school or college! Maybe Quidditch, maybe.

yeeesss +1

The cars surrounding speaks volumes about the owner/creator of this travesty on wheels. And when have you ever seen the front spoiler on a car like this not cracked?

Rampage should have taken care of this years ago.

This is a long-ass post about ass.

And he’s a lefty. I couldn’t run to the mound and then throw a pitch at 39. The old man is in shape!

Hmmm, how do you use a snowblower to move trash?

Buc will be injured long before the season is done so we won’t need to watch that shitshow for a full season. And, and, most importantly, Sandoval’s fatass is OUT for the season! He’s somewhere with a face full of something that had parents.

They’re going to say - those are aftermarket (possibly uni-lug) wheels and we are not responisible for the damage incurrred due to cheaply manufactured wheels.

It’s a meth, E, or coke problem right there. Been there in my early 20's....until I found a girlfriend to subject my drug fueled urges on.