painnchampagne
PainNChampagne
painnchampagne

thank goodness you can turn off checking for passive voice. not using the passive voice is one of the worst things taught about writing, right up there with the inverted pyramid intro and the 5-paragraph essay

#notallmillennials

ho ho, internet memes are never rape jokes, I guess.

Note to my kids: I will find out if you are factoring this shit into your college decisions.

Yeah, guys - it was just a joke!

Fun fact: this guy tried to join a fraternity at GW and didn't get in.

You lose credibility when you attempt to argue that the word threat only means credible threat. He threatened it. You don't think the threat was credible, and you may have a point (although his later "I'm going to come to your place of business" tweet undermines your position), but that doesn't erase the threat.

OMG, when you are so useless that you start whining about WHO YOUR FUCKING DADDY IS, you have lost. Also, try not to incite other asshats to rape and bullying just because somebody hurt your fee-fees.

Note: As soon as you trot out "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT" you've lost the argument and everyone is embarrassed for you.

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."

opinions are fine. Being condescendingly bossy to women about how to be feminists is just being the butt of your own joke, which is also fine, but makes you look stupid.

I wish I had given more thought to this topic 14 months ago when my wife and I bought our house. We are both post grad and employed, no kids yet (unless you count the two cats) and went from a 1000sqft apartment to a 2200sqft 4bd 2.5bth. Why so large? Parents helped us a bit with the down payment and encouraged us to

"Extremely uncomfortable"? I don't mean to be rude, but have you ever traveled outside the US? Like maybe in Asia?

As someone who lives with my wife in a house that is 970 square feet, I highly recommend making sure you have a garage, shed, or basement. The living space is fine, but you will find you want storage space.

I was a bridesmaid in a dry wedding for a girl I didn't particularly like, and it was the worst experience of my life. The reception was over by 8 pm, because no one was hanging around without any booze.

Ugh. If you can't afford to properly host your friends/family, don't have a wedding. This goes for cash bars too (although I know there's some regional variation there). Host properly or elope.

It doesn't have to be hard. Tell them what you want to pay a month with tax included and tell them what your total out of pocket budget is, lastly pick a car. IF they can't make it happen, just leave and go somewhere else till you get what you want.

I do think they should earn zero, they are annoying middle men who offer no benefit and only added frustration and cost. Dealerships should be turned into showcases and service centers, with the buyer purchasing directly from the manufacturer.

I don't wear pants that fit against my vagina nearly as snuggly as underwear does, when I go commando nothing is rubbing against me at all. That said I was talking about not wearing underwear for sleeping so again no pants and certainly no dry cleaning chemicals involved.

I wonder if anyone has done a study on, how many people procrastinate by reading articles about the cause/solution of procrastination.