painnchampagne
PainNChampagne
painnchampagne

Summer jobs are nonsensical. Most employers don’t want to hire someone for 2 months. and you know what a summer job does? Puts one more thing on momma’s schedule/to-do. Unless the kid can transport themself,  but it still interferes with the family calendar: vacations, summer sports tournaments, family events, etc.

 I'm 41 and was carded a couple days ago but even I know 50 is a stretch. And PS, I've tanned every year of my life from age 19 on. Collagen comes in an injection these days. 

Makes you look thinner, reduces the look of cellulite and opens up the range of colors you can wear. 

The problem with the whole “60" thing is Who cares how you look at 60? Most people care NOW. I'm not gonna be sunbathing in the south of France when I'm 60. 

We’re constantly splitting the fam & rushing off to separate appointments, games, banquets, track meets, recitals, etcetc. No thanks. Vacations are for together time. Mine are teens but I imagine the major disadvantage of travelling separately with lil ones is that you have to be on constantly and consistently for the

Yeeeees my sky-fairy is telling me to find you and team up to do those same [redacted] things. I must listen to my sky-fairy because RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

Someday, I will take a 3-day weekend for the express purpose of spitting on his grave.

Hey, genius, yeah uummm heads up: family separation is pertaining to the legal process of asking for asylum, which is an allowed policy according to both our law and international laws.

Lol, oh man but we GET those people. We pull them in. We put them to work. I know the peeps you’re talking about, with their cutesy signs. Trust me. They tend to be younger and the young make very good trainees.

Theres no crime here, what are you even talking about? These are people approaching the border to legally go through the Asylum process. It’s written into our law and its international law. Are you sure you’re even commenting on the right story?

I enlightened you above. I’ve been involved in progressive work in various fields for over a decade, including planning and media work for these types of events, and specializing in immigration reform. Are many benefits to these events, and trust me my clients wouldn’t pay my consulting fee for nothing. Things get

Uhhhh, this is a question of people *legally* coming to the border and *legally* asking for asylum—-WHAT are you even TALKING about?

False, because there are so many elements and so many shades of gray under “protect the border.” For example administrations have protected the border for decades without separating children from their parents into two separate detention facilities. This is a brand new practice that only the Trump Administration has

Oh, King, you’re missing some important things. Every major movement and radical social change in the United States began in protest and featured protest throughout it’s evolution. Think of the incredible protests Chavez led...I know you immediately recognize his name and have some idea of what he did and you benefit

My teenager uses NURX and its a gift from the goddesses, I swear. All the stars and thumbs up.

My freshman is in till friday :/

Overly optimistic maniacs. Who does that!?

Yah definitely night. Sounds awful to throw that in the morning mix. My daughter is biracial, so her hair was huge and not easy for me to manage when she was young. It was all ponytails and barrettes.

My to-dos are by approximate timing: 1) soon, 2) this week, 3) this month, 4)long-term. I have each of these for personal and work (8 total). I use the “soon” lists along with my calendar (Cozi, great for families) to make an approximate “Daily Schedule” every single morning, even weekends.

Who hurt you, MB? Esther Perel puts words to what people feel but bury. She’s radically honest, and that kind of radical honesty is the only way to have a full, incredible partnership. Mine=20 years, and Perel nails it.