Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

I don’t know, obviously.

Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

If the rule expressly forbids assistant coaches from entering the field for any reason other than to attend to injured players, how would that change anything about the Porter incident? As the snippet says, Porter was supposedly attending to Antonio Brown when he quickly pivoted to shit-talking the Bengals and baiting…

Look up and you’ll see the point flying by somewhere.

Game 5 is in Oakland

Or Game 6 at home?

You didn't really come here to talk basketball, did you.

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

Steph Curry will NEVER do this

I’m with your kids, if you told me to put something up, I would be completely baffled as to what you were requesting of me.

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.

Guess this was one joke that just didn’t land.

Arrrggh. Now he’s a real pirate.

technically he didnt change anything this time ether. its kinda a “you can go to the past but cant change anything, and anything that does happen because of it was meant to happen somehow.

Actually, Hodor’s the one with... nevermind

the thing about micro-aggressions is, the world now caters to the 10% of people who are offended. this poll proves nothing.