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What exactly is “live action” Lion King? Is it like the costumes from the musical? CGI? Wouldn’t live action hyenas be played by.... hyenas?

Idk if we have any BTMI/Jeff Rosenstock fans around here, but everything he’s put out has been great and somehow continues to get better.

Crack that shit.

Oh I definitely agree about not taking it at face value. It's just a big send up of the unreliable narrator/"it was all a dream" trope.

I thought the ending with Beth and (human) Mitch meant that the entire story was massively embellished by Coop in his terribly hacky novel.

Well that's certainly one way to make a coconut cream pie.

And with this, the Doomsday Clock ticks 5 minutes closer towards Armageddon at the hands of a cataclysmic Chaos Dunk.

Sounds like they really screwed the Mooch.

So the finale reveal will be that Jared Kushner is actually Nathan, and the Trump campaign was just a stunt, right?

Going to press onward in the [C] path of Nier: Automata. Just finished the [B] path last night at 1:00 am. I did the same thing as the [A] path, got started way too late on a story mission (the missile supply mission) and played through to the end, well past when I should have gotten to bed.

I would wear a t-shirt with this on it.

In 2nd grade, I used to fill up notebooks with DK '94 maps. I'd draw up something totally original on the page like a "large boat" or a "big airplane" (pretty much just "big" versions of the actual worlds in DK '94) and then overlay it with 100's of small, single screen levels and a path from each level to the next.

I remember playing some PS2 FPS at a friend's house in high school and not being able to use the thumbsticks to aim at all. My FPS experience prior was Goldeneye and Quake II, but I was useless with that controller. I later got an Xbox and Halo and had 0 problems with the (huge) Xbox controller. I guess what I'm

I watched it on an old-timey projection screen in an almost empty theater. Great experience except for the really tall bald guy in front.

I did not like Double Dash at all. GP seemed impossible to win if you didn't come in first in each race, and the item spawn rates seemed to overly punish the 1st place player. I'm pretty sure the CPU racers would finish in the same order every race, so if you didn't get 1st each time, Toad would. I think increasing

At some point, you've exhausted all the historic wars to geek out over and need new ones. Makes sense to me.

Not if you buy negative games smartypants

Who's Sulama Jimmy and why did he sign the egg?

After marathoning through Curb Your Enthusiasm, I instinctively hear its theme song in my head immdiately after I hear the HBO "intro". I think it makes every HBO show better.

No one is reading or doing anything with the results. This is an email signup for his 2020 campaign disguised as a poll.