It was a Seinfeld reference.

It would be more fun to go and shine a laser pointer on you while you do that.

Wait, Miles Teller isn't 1/2 of comedy/magic duo Penn & Teller?

Well it was only recently fangled

When I first played The Witness I was 100% certain there was going to be a jump scare, just based on the atmosphere. I'm now 99% sure that there are no jump scares, so just enjoy the puzzles and atmosphere worry-free instead of creeping around every corner expecting the worst like I did.

Anyone looking for some solid Rube Goldberg action should look up Pitagorasuichi: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

All I wanted was some Hi-C and turkey!

I thought the fact that "Big Boss" runs around base beating up his subordinates while they thank him for doing so was the analogy to Konami internal affairs.

When I was little, I was scared to death of the Cliffhanger game on The Price Is Right. It wasn't the yodeling that scared me, it was the fact that the little cliffhanger man was marching towards his inevitable death. For some reason, seeing him go over the edge to his doom and hearing his little cardboard body…

How do I toggle off the gray circles in between the squares??