painballer
Painballer
painballer

All the good ones whose tender, precious feelings you are protecting are either actively backing the power tripping abusers or are not speaking up against them. Let me cry them a river.

She shot him because she wasn’t “having cooperation” from him.

I would fucking haunt the people who made the decision to spend it on a scoreboard.

No. My point is that no matter what crap he spews, it’s pretty clear that he is a racist. He always has been, always will be.

The whole “Ivanka is the sane and measured one” narrative is hilarious and dangerous. She’s as much of a huckster and scam artist as her father is.

If it’s weird to kiss your cat, I don’t want to be not-weird.

But da puppi wonts smoochies!!

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

Address?

“Patient has small penis.”

As I understand it, running the phone for more than 2 minutes turns the phone into a white hot ball of fire that can roast a whole chicken in 30 seconds and blinds small children.

Somehow, I get the feeling that this is how Univision sees the Gawker family.

who are all of these maniacs updating a brand new iOS right away? Apple will be lucky if I download it before the third patch comes out.

That’s what Melania said.

“Oh lord, the hypocrisy of Democrats this year reminds me why I left the party”

no one is accusing him of using a body double, i suspect.

Deplorable

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Governor Matt Bevin is not afraid to say what unhinged, lightly treasonous fear mongers are thinking,