“When asked whether he would allow an exception for someone to stay in the U.S. who’s proven to be a fair citizen, Trump said, “No citizenship. Let me go a step further — they’ll pay back-taxes, they have to pay taxes, there’s no amnesty, as such, there’s no amnesty, but we work with them.””

HE WAS ALREADY SUBDUED! How can YOU people be so dumb???

It’s a good thing they took plenty of time to investigate that situation before shooting him in the back…

So Louisiana is both an open and concealed carry state, and yet this man is shot solely on the basis that he is carrying a gun?!?! And the NRA keeps telling us that arming ourselves makes us safer?!? Oh, right, black. Sigh.

His right hand would never tell on him, but his left hand totes would (cuz you know, fucking lefties)

I felt like he was more concerned that Paige was taking on the spy business when she’s not emotionally equipped enough to handle the fallout of using someone like that…kinda like how Elizabeth FINALLY felt bad about doing what she did to Young Hee and her husband. It’s also a lot of pressure, in addition to the added…

I can’t help but wonder where some of you ‘no top sheet’ weirdoes live? Because in Texas, near the Gulf, it’s friggin hot in the summer and I’m cheap/keep my AC at a reasonable temperature (aka only borderline hell). So at bedtime, I ONLY use a top sheet. In the winter, it’s an extra layer of warmth, because 40…

If Robo-Rubio had promised to make BB-8 his running mate, I would have considered voting for him. That BB-8 knows how to get shit done!

Thanks for reminding me. When I set up my online dating profile, political beliefs will be a PRIORITY!

In addition to this being really stupid, there’s no point in it. They’ve ALREADY WON! Campus Carry goes into effect next year, to the dismay of what seems to be an overwhelming majority of people on campuses across the state (including my own). This actually seems like it might hurt their cause more than helping it.

I teach at a university in Texas and there are a good number of us who are seriously concerned about the implementation of “campus carry” next year. I didn’t take the fear quite as seriously as a staff member, but as a faculty member who has had to tell students, ‘too many absences’ or ‘sorry you can’t participate in…

Might I recommend to them a Duggar girl? Not that those poor children haven’t suffered enough...

Cosigned. Verily.

But the 5th Circuit finally pulled their heads from their arses and recently struck down Texas’s voter ID law, even though that douchenozzle Ken Paxton is still in as much denial about that as he is the gay marriage ruling. I kept waiting for Jezebel to report on it but never saw anything.

This is why I stopped dating.

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In our (Texans') defense, most of the comments I've read on the news outlets' facebook pages have been in staunch agreement with you. So even the most right wing idiot thinks this is a really, really stupid thing.

Are you me?

But everyone knows the longer you grill them, the more tender they get!