“My friend’s nutritionist”

I was mauled as a cub so it’s probably true.

damn science

I’m going to have very strong opinions on how wrong each of them did it.

Holy shit.

I’m the captain now.

today Jezebel endorses Donald Trump

Bobby liveblogging Carol! might be my favorite Deadspin post of 2016.

Fuck off, this was great. Both sites.

I personally love everything going on today.

I would like to thank all of you for making me completely unproductive today.

No love for Saint West?

It's anarchy. ANARCHY. Won't someone think of the children?

That was such a feel-good story. Until it wasn’t.

Okay I will honestly admit, this has been my favorite product diary post.

What matters is the face.

a cinematic interpretation of my face reading this

COUNTERPOINT:

You think we’re too stupid to realize when you’re baiting us Deadspin Dude?