Counter-counter-argument: Mmmmmmmmmm, seaweed. It’s part of what makes sushi so delicious, and is packed full of umami (seriously, MSG is made from processing kelp).

Damn, I didn’t want to kill any of my classmates until the 9th grade.

Dear GOP women,

SE Cupp interviewed Carly Fiorina for Glamour and in it she added an editorial about how she wished women cared about tax/fiscal issues as they did about reproductive health issues. That right there was proof enough that Republican women do. not. get. it. For so, so many people reproductive health issues ARE fiscal…

I have never worked at an office where this would not apply.

Maybe if you hurl the bucket hard enough?

*offer not valid in Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Ohio, Tennessee, Missouri, Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, Arkansas, Louisiana, Utah, Texas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Montana, and Idaho.

Yeah, well, a lot of conservatives sound like 18 year old business majors who just read Ayn Rand for the first time so...

It’s ridiculous. I voted for Bern in my primary, urged everyone I know and spoke to about politics to do the same. Sang his praises, did what I could. If he somehow wins the nom, fucking great, I’m ecstatic to vote for him. If he doesn’t, oh well, maybe in 4 or 8 years we’ll get a real progressive to lead the Dem…

Also a good description of a lot of Hillary supporters. This is not intrinsic to one side or the other. Whole lot of people blinded by their stanning right now.

Rhinos... are... still around?

we’re HUNGRY

I can’t even get tickets to Hamilton in my dreams.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

I hate everything about those steps

Step 1. Go get some KFC Nashville Hot Chicken

Oh, for Christ’s sake. I just got up.

I always knew the intolerance of conservatives was second to nun.

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.

I love that, for these people, filling out a two page form is an "undue burden" but 48 hour waiting periods and making women drive 400 miles to the nearest Women's Health clinic isn't.