Burneko: WHY WOULD A LAUNDROMAT LIVE NEAR SOMEONE SO WRONG???

You forgot the giant boob:

Sorry, need a ruling...

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

In the World of Felines the One-Eyed Cat is QUEEN

Is this as enjoyable for you girls and guys as it is for us?

Nope, content going great

Who are the Sixers?

There’s no relationship between mental illness and increased propensity for violence — that’s just some shit the NRA peddles. And in this case, according to the widow, he didn’t even have the gun when they shot him. That’s the definition of “too gung ho” or, as we attorneys like to call it, an improper use of lethal…

a Pennsylvania-based photographer who specializes in photoshopped portraits with deceased family members.

Y’all write too much about soccer and not enough about tennis.

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

My brain can’t accept that “extra cautious” = kill the guy.

So they found a man apparently hallucinating and established he wasn’t armed. Then they ask the man’s fiancee if there are guns in the house, apparently hear there’s one in a closet and ask her to go and get it. They then stand and watch as she tries to pass it to them, in such a way that the hallucinating man gets…

Counter-counter-argument: Mmmmmmmmmm, seaweed. It’s part of what makes sushi so delicious, and is packed full of umami (seriously, MSG is made from processing kelp).

Damn, I didn’t want to kill any of my classmates until the 9th grade.

Dear GOP women,

SE Cupp interviewed Carly Fiorina for Glamour and in it she added an editorial about how she wished women cared about tax/fiscal issues as they did about reproductive health issues. That right there was proof enough that Republican women do. not. get. it. For so, so many people reproductive health issues ARE fiscal…