I have never worked at an office where this would not apply.

Maybe if you hurl the bucket hard enough?

*offer not valid in Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Ohio, Tennessee, Missouri, Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa, Arkansas, Louisiana, Utah, Texas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Montana, and Idaho.

Yeah, well, a lot of conservatives sound like 18 year old business majors who just read Ayn Rand for the first time so...

It’s ridiculous. I voted for Bern in my primary, urged everyone I know and spoke to about politics to do the same. Sang his praises, did what I could. If he somehow wins the nom, fucking great, I’m ecstatic to vote for him. If he doesn’t, oh well, maybe in 4 or 8 years we’ll get a real progressive to lead the Dem…

Also a good description of a lot of Hillary supporters. This is not intrinsic to one side or the other. Whole lot of people blinded by their stanning right now.

Rhinos... are... still around?

we’re HUNGRY

I can’t even get tickets to Hamilton in my dreams.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

I hate everything about those steps

Step 1. Go get some KFC Nashville Hot Chicken

Oh, for Christ’s sake. I just got up.

Oh Willard! He sees it all crashing down in front of him, he futilely tries to intervene, but in the end there really is nothing he can do to stop it.

I always knew the intolerance of conservatives was second to nun.

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.

I love that, for these people, filling out a two page form is an "undue burden" but 48 hour waiting periods and making women drive 400 miles to the nearest Women's Health clinic isn't.

Well the guy on the right is the singer from the New Radicals, so it’s no wonder no one recognized him.

Almost like the drug war was invented to replace Jim Crow.

Look the problem is that there are too many rape kits and not enough resources to test them all.