“That’s what every other country on Earth does, and there’s no reason that America’s laws should have less respect than the laws of every other country on Earth”
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Attractive? Idk, that man looks too much like Marco Rubio to be attractive...
ENHANCE
Clearly says “1-15-16” which means Sailor was born IN THE FUTURE.
To my very untrained eye,” says comparative Photoshop expert and fellow Jezebel staffer Bobby Finger, “It looks like anyone trying to pull actual numbers from that is reeeeally stretching.” Jezebel deputy editor Jia Tolentino and Gawker Media staff artist Sam Woolley, an actual expert, also tried lightening the image…
According to a poll last month by Public Policy Polling, “Nikki Haley is one of the most unpopular governors in the country. Only 42% of voters approve of the job she’s doing...”
Well, you know what they say about broken clocks.
Another thing about the Charles Whitman shooting:
I was a freshman when Colton Tooley came on campus and started shooting. I was in my classroom and remember the professors and SWAT teams keeping us there while I cried and regretted my decision of coming to the US to study.
“Officer, I’m sorry that he’s dead, but I was just walking across campus and I saw this guy running at people with what looked to be a gun. I was afraid for my life and for the lives of others, so I shot him.
Sorry, I have to block you for liking Peeta. You used to be my favorite co-worker and now this betrayal.
“Earlier this year, good guys did indeed avert an attack aboard a Paris train: three Americans, including two off-duty members of the U.S. Armed Forces.”
Imagine if 25 of those people had nuclear bombs! Or Bazookas! Or magical powers!
this is so hilarious, the libertarian insistence that anything short of capitalism is dangerous, while capitalism causes children to starve the world over
hot take alert but
This will never be more depressing than the time potato stood in for muffins and nobody noticed its time in the spotlight:
In the same way that the mentally incapacitated cannot be tried for a crime, so too can a child or infant be held accountable for something that they were not responsible for. Moreover, the US is denying these immigrants RIGHTFUL claim to asylum status because they know doing so would only increase the tide of…
(Sigh) The problem with a law saying that people can stay in the country provided they have committed no crimes is that they are almost ALWAYS criminals even if you can’t prove it. And most likely terrorists.
I hope the GOP candidates and FOX go at it again. It brings light and joy to my grey, desiccated heart.