“You’re acting crazy. You’re out of control. You’re like a shark. You’re like a tornado. You’re like a mixture between a shark and a tornado.”

I’m an affirmative action and I love white people!

This guy is like a dream board of traits that every person can blame for being particularly violent.

I mean, I tend to be an isolated weirdo but I’m not about to murder people for kicks.

If anyone is good at holding multiple opposite viewpoints at one time, it’s a conservative Republican.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

Every time this happens it is like the floor has fallen out from under me. And yet I am also not surprised.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

OH RIGHT, that’s the guy who pressured his mistress to have an abortion: http://jezebel.com/tn-rep-who-pre…

We could cannonize him, ya know? Shoot him out of a cannon. It’s more cost effective.

No, unless Mars has oxycontin.

I’ve seen a video of an illegal extraterrestrial alien autopsy. It’s legs were kicking, it was breathing, and someone said “keep it alive we need to harvest it’s brain.”

dingbat99 wrote: “I challenge you to find any issue other than gay marriage and abortion where the establishment Republicans and Obama are different”

I don’t think people in flyover country are dumb. They are deliberately denied information that would empower them to make informed political and economic decisions because their continued powerlessness is crucial to maintaining the current way of things. They’re fed guns and meth and Jesus and football to mollify…

I’m tired of conservatives making it look like getting government aid is such a sin. The American people (especially the old ones) and the most selfish group of people I have ever known of.

Paul Ryan has declined the job, saying that it’s “a job for an empty-nester.”

I give Johnny a ton of credit. He had an objectively horrible job, and he kept at it for years because he knew he was the only person standing in the way of what *THOSE* Republicans wanted to do.