I don’t know who at least two of these younguns in this Dirtbag are. Gigi Hadid? I fear this means I am officially an Old.

Or just the tip...

Wow, and meanwhile, nobody from GM will get any kind of personal repercussions.

And yet, all these Republicans want us to put our faith in the hands of big business. Corporate America and Jesus will be America’s salvation.

In this case, it’s not baloney, it’s peanut butter.

Who?

WRONG!

Yeah, but Abigail Adams was an early advocate for women’s rights. She warned her husband to “remember the ladies,” an admonition he ignored. But from what I remember reading, the Adams men were not exactly easy to be married to.

Huckabee and Carsons answers to the $10 bill question were so lame. They would choose their wife and their mom to put on the nations money. If huckabee had his way mrs huckabee would be on our fucking money. What has she done besides being married to duck hunter? But I think fiorinas answer was the worst. This bitch…

I hope and I pray that every single Asian-American voter is listening to this. I sure as fuck know that my Chinese family is listening. It’s one thing to call for human rights in China for Chinese people. It’s one thing to call for better safety standards (actually Chinese people care a great deal about the poisoning…

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Agreed. I wholeheartedly support the kid and his family suing the shit out of whoever they need to sue. Everyone. Sue all of them.

1) It’s not a matter of perception. It is, in fact, a clock. Not a bomb. That’s not perception. That’s fact. They can perceive it to be a shark with a friggin’ laser, won’t make it so.

One of the NASA people are already on that.

What kind of “broader explanation” could they possibly have been looking for??? It’s a fucking clock, that he made. That’s the truth, that is the explanation. Sounds suspiciously like they were trying to get him to implicate himself in something and were unable to.

They led Ahmed into a room where four other police officers waited. He said an officer he’d never seen before leaned back in his chair and remarked: “Yup. That’s who I thought it was.”

That’s not a movie bomb. THIS is a movie bomb.

Ahmed is well within his right to grow up to be a supervillain. This school completely failed him and their behavior was absolutely disgraceful. It was a clock and he was wearing a NASA shirt for fuck’s sake!

Donald Trump made me agree with Matt Walsh. So basically Donald Trump is now my sworn mortal enemy.

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