She thinks this is funny. Kanye does not.

Why do sagging pants bother people so much? What’s the big deal?

I know that God would not go around with pants down.

It infuriates me to no end how shittily we treat people who just want to come here and live their lives.

Wow, whoever ratted on her is an absolute shithead. How jaded do you have to be as a healthcare provider to do this to someone who comes to you for services?

Can you assholes shut up? I’m trying to play Candy Crush.

“dismissin’ hand”

See now, Kim Davis? This is persecution!

Why do I read stories about things that I know are based %100 on bullshit and I know are only going to make me mad/sad at just how stupid so many people in our country are.

She gets $80K for this garbage performance? She should be traveling all of Kentucky, issuing every marriage certificate in the state, for that kind of money.

I dunno. She claimed they were “disrupting her business” so I feel like responding with something along the lines of a) this is isn’t your business and b) my property taxes fund this whole operation is kinda fair game here.

Fuck it, I’m coming out of my self-imposed Gawker exile because you, sir, pissed me off. WHO gives a SHIT about her fucking moral opinions? WHO is interested in changing this piece of garbage’s mind? All that people are interested in is her upholding the fucking law, as she’s been ordered to do. The law doesn’t give a…

But...

Sorry, but Ian Fleming is the only James Bond author I subscribe to, so fuck this guy. "Too street"? Idris Elba has the style and general suaveness to play a fantastic James Bond. Better than old ass Daniel Craig, looking all agro in all of his scenes.

I heard that about Barack Obama in 2007.

Jesus fucking christ. how much of a stupid fucking headache would she have saved herself (and the democratic party) if she just agreed to be hillary@state.gov

“My Country, tis of thee. Sweet land of STDs”

So, you’re saying that she... burned her lesson?

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

I think he definitely needs treatment! But it needs to be cognitive behavioral therapy so that he can learn to actually empathize with others and take responsibility for his own actions. “Sin” and “temptation” are not to blame for him molesting those little girls or for his extramarital affairs: only he is to blame…