ALL DAY OHMYFUCK

worked with a former federal judge who was friends with judge judy. had the pleasure of drinks with her a few times (dry, dry martinis). she is whip smart and takes no shit. she plays up the persona for tv, but judge judy is legit. one of the most intelligent people i’ve had the pleasure of sharing company with.

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

Also, I nominate her for moderating the presidential debates. She will NOT tolerate any of Trump’s fuckery.

I love Judge Judy. LOVE her! I don’t care how cranky, contemptuous, and eye-roll-y she gets. She’s a smart, tough, admirable lady.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

wow 19 years

I greatly enjoyed the Sanders die-hards during the convention who were so focused and zealous that their tone became “the biggest impediment to Bernie Sanders being elected is Bernie Sanders and if it wasn’t for Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders would be the Democratic candidate for president right now. Down with Bernie…

I feel like I was at least as scared that Obama would be killed. What scares me now is less the thought that Hillary might be killed by someone and more that it has become acceptable for the republican nominee to ‘joke’ about his supporters killing her.

People who write See ID on the signature line and get pissy when you ask for ID are the worst.

my favorite is asking for someone’s ID because their card isn’t signed. They are aghast that you just don’t take them at their word that it’s their card. I’ve gotten “do I look like a credit card thief?” so many times.

I have always loved her for some reason. I know she’s supposedly difficult to work with and I’m sure a lot of the stories told about her have more than a grain of truth to them, but I don’t care! Brenda/Prue/Heather Duke FOREVER. Go get it, ShanDo. Show cancer who the biggest bitch really is.

Pretty sure Cinna was in charge of that decision.

YEP

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

here come dat boi!!!