While I have doubts about the neck thing, I do know that a throw roll can cause at least a black eye.

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

Oh man, those are the WORST. My ex-roommate used to call them pig bristles. I’m morbidly fascinated by how long and gross they can get before I actually notice them. It always seems to be at the worst possible time, so now I carry tweezers with me so I can grab ‘em when I see ‘em. I have several repeat offenders, one…

It was the entire airport trying to load BCO at the same time...

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Jon, you were brilliant, erudite, and just plain awesome. You shamed Congress into passing the 9-11 responders health care bill, you fed Tucker Carlson his testicles on Crossfire, and you gave birth to brilliant talent....John Oliver, Steve Carrell, and Stephen Colbert among others. You will be missed buddy. Your…

Uh. Never mind the 30s...We didn’t have air in our house when I was a kid (in the 80s and 90s) and the air conditioning in establishments was a selling point THEN.

Planned Parenthood’s business is only 3% abortion related, but they are the only providers of abortion in many states, so while getting rid of their abortion services wouldn’t hurt the bottom line of many Planned Parenthoods, it would completely destroy abortion access for huge swathes of the country.

I don’t know if she goes by Mrs. or Ms., but there is a difference. When students refer to me as Mrs. Cocopop, this is how I school them-

Are you there husband?

Tituss Burgess as the Lion?

You need to ease on down the road with that noise.

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Sorry, but if there was ever a role Kanye was born to play, it would be The Wizard. And I like Queen Latifah. But the role is a mediocre talented man who fooled people into thinking that he was an all powerful genius by using lights, sounds, over blown effects and self-proclaimed grand declarations of his power. Yep,…

She’s leaving Jay-Z for this guy? I dunno, man.

My grandma did the short hair red lipstick thing pretty much everyday. Kind of like this:

I have a feeling that, as a former figure skater, this show will piss me off with its inaccuracies.

Nancy wtf are you talking about please

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”