See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

Holy shit it finally happened. Jimmy was trying to get these guys together since 2009.

#goals

KIRK CAMERON IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AS PAYMENT

Bonne Bell A&W Root Beer flavor. Come at me, root beer haters.

The first place we went was like "THE" bridal store in my city.... My mom's idea, not mine. She thought it would be "fun". In fairness, she is a fun lady and snuck in a bag of pepperjack cheese for me to eat during the fitting. Anyways, I describe what I want "simple, clean lines, no cleavage, no strapless, no…

My favorite part was when Ashley I. had a meltdown over not being invited on the Cinderella date and subsequently put on her Kardashian makeup and pageant dress as if she WERE going, but instead just wandered around the Bachelor mansion crying, drinking wine, and eating corn on the cob.

MOM GET OFF KINJA

NO STOP YOU'RE HURTING ME

Monogrammed Thermosery

Seriously- when they cut to Angie eating popcorn I chortled, then said, "That is going to be my new favorite popcorn eating gif." That boy is a STAH!

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

Me too.

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

Still waiting for the "woah, this has way too much sodium in it so I'm putting it back" move.

She said there was manager.

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please?

You had an RSVP? Like they invited you to lunch and you confirmed via mail or email? That's weird. Do restaurants usually send you invites? If so, they should stop.

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.

It's interesting how she (and he?) choose to frame this. Her reaction wasn't "I would feel more respected by you if you didn't stare at other girls' asses", it was "Well shit, if he feels this way, ALL men must feel this way, so I must do my part to not tempt them away from their wives." No accountability for him at…

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