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I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

Dear God........

Everything the Right does is a grift to further their personal wealth. Everything is a grift. 

Lol, seeing Mr. “DEBATE ME YOU COWARD” turn tail and run in the face of moderate pushback from a calm interviewer is priceless.

Of all the tired single-reason explanations for Trump’s victory, “It’s James Comey’s fault” might be the most laughable.  Comey is trash, but this shit is nonsense.

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

I propose the belief that gun laws are impossible so we shouldn’t even try is related to what’s “deeply wrong with Americans.”

Except you aren’t expressing real skepticism about him. Point out his weird flip flop on vaccines or his age or something substantive, but talking about how he was weird to you in college isn’t doing anything legit.

Yeah I really wish people would do more advocating for their preferred candidates instead of tearing down people in bad faith. I know in real life when we’re talking primaries the discussions tend to be much more civil and tolerant of nuance, not this nonsense about kidney smells. Maybe the internet really was a

The idea that someone who describes themselves as “Staff writer, mint chocolate hater” going after someone for being “smart and quirky!” is mildly amusing.

He doesn’t necessarily sound like a person I would’ve sought out as a friend in college but I would’ve much rather spent a night drinking whiskey and playing board games with this type than trudging to the frat house to hang with chuggs and his bros whose idea of a good time is getting wasted, headbutting holes

Oof.  So this is what scraping the bottom of the barrel for complaints looks like.

What the fuck is this?

Dude, what the hell? Did Buttigieg kill your puppy? If you’re trying to pull a hit piece on this guy you’re not doing a very good job. Then again I’m part of the problem since I clicked on this awful click bait title.

Disagree with his policies or think that they aren’t great. But this is just shitting all over someone. Horrible article.

No, same. I also now want a whiskey library.

This...kind of all makes me like him even more.

If you’re an asshole, then so am I. 

We are about to eat our candidates again. If you had a company, you’d never hire Trump to run it. If someone in your personal life bragged or lied like Trump, you’d never hang out with them. The person I knew in college that bragged and lied like that was known as “Annoying Man” by me and my friends. Yet somehow this

Actually all these anecdotes make me like him, and up until now I was more or less indifferent. Maybe I’m also an asshole?