I know no one that plays fantasy football anymore

Zee Sad Boys 

Im glad 4,000+ US service members died so Ellen could teach us about friendship

I feel like this is Trump and Rudy is telling him he wants to go home and get his hat.

““did not align” with the school’s values”

“the conversation was “crazy,” “frightening,” and “completely lacking in substance related to national security.””

It also works for the bible with them. The only reason they know murder is wrong is because the bible says so. its the only things keeping them from killing I guess

Look am I a trailblazer in LGBTQ rights and representation? Yes. Do I support the torture at Abu Graib? Also Yes.

Top 10 Presidential Organs Ranked:

I think the Rockets should be looking into the Bidens.

Just two pals yucking it up. Probably about Abu Ghraib or something.

Have Mercy.....

Darren’s going to be pissed that the food he buys at restaurants is not sold at cost and the profit is used for operating expenses 

President Costanza 

They are the freaking Get Out of podcasts 

Gaetz’s head looks like it weighs 40lbs.

Computer, show me this candidates balls

Is there a gas leak in the Delaware Senate offices?

Rudy’s wife isnt even dying of cancer. Amateur hour in the GOP world

Crazy that the worst thing to ever happen to Dakota Meyer was the Palins