Lighten up, Francois.

Because it’s not like there are literally hundreds of other websites you could click on at this very moment to get Trump free coverage of this event. 

“I gotta go, Julia...we’ve got Wilbons!”

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Remember in the days before guaranteed contracts, when you’d have a guy like this, and you could just take him out back and shoot him?

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

Meghan, stay out of this. We’re talking about you, not to you.

Subject: (no subject)

.100 is going to be known as the Davis line.

The only problem is that he didn’t hit his head on the ground and was killed instantly. 

Kill yourself.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

Counterpoint: This looks AMAZING! It looks like Taxi Driver but with the Joker as Travis Bickle. DeNiro and Scorsese are even involved! Joaquin Phoenix has a manic Daniel Day-Lewis vibe!

What will happen if when he loses in 2020 and doesn’t accept the results? Who knows!

Hey guys, guys... I bet when Trump’s followers learn that the Mueller report is not anything close to a wholesale exoneration of the President, but is actually an exceedingly complex legal document that outlines a staggering amount of evidence of wrongdoing on the part of Trump’s various organizations and teams and…

She’s the human embodiment of the phrase “I want to speak to your manager!”

A lot of right-wing people are low-key jealous of Islam (or what they think of as Islam, since they actually don’t know shit). See, e.g., “White Sharia.”

The other day, my husband said to me, “I decided not to try to reason with you about buying Jagged Little Pill on vinyl and bought what was in our Amazon cart.” I gave him a pitying look and said, “It is an amazing album. You’ll see.You’ll see.”

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.