You’re right, he doesn't work in an office. He works at a fucking school.

Pay them, then

Likely Trump response:

“FAKE PEWS!”

Remember folks: you can’t say anything about the United States just letting Israel run over sovereign territories of other nations based off of a treaty we’ve more or less ignored and revised whenever convenient!

Unknowing or not, they should not benefit from their parents’ fraud. They’re still taking a spot from a student who actually earned it. If your parents steal a car and gift it to you, you don’t get to keep it when the theft is discovered. 

This is some serial killer shit

yes.

My eyes did not bug out three feet. I did not transform into a cartoon wolf. At no point did I sneak into, what I thought, was Brie Larson’s apartment only to have the tables turned on my by Brie Larson’s horny grandma dressed in a red evening dress and smoking a cigarette from one of those long old time-y filters.

Beto is certainly likable and I wish him well in his life. But I don’t suspect he’ll be the person I support come primary time. Not unless he espouses some actual ideas.

Thoughts and prayers aren’t going to do anything to fix this problem. You are missing the point, you dolt.

It would be great that if he does run, they spell his name wrong on his podium during the debates.

Where are the 16 felony counts against Wohl for filling a false police report.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Tucker Carlson looks like a $5 tip on a $200 dinner check.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

My god, it happened irl

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.