Man if I came across these two people in the wilderness and they looked at me like this I know 100% they were going to murder me and do some freaky shit with my corpse

Tucker Carlson is 100% going down the path to saying slavery was a hoax 

Seems like Epstein pulled a bit of Houdini. But in order to get out of that jail he would have to pay the man. Seem like he told the guards to sit next to me and I would do anything for you. Call it what you want but i can be your best friend. Ask yourself, are you where you want to be? because there will be a warrant…

It cracks me up when christians put their hands on people\things when they pray. I dated a girl who went to one of those churches that occupy old office depots and her car broke down in the parking lot. About 10 folks gathered around and all placed their hands on the car praying. When they were done, the force had…

Is there something that happens in peoples brains where it turns them into a smiling doofus whenever they are around a famous person. Like why are they touching him? This is like only one step away from women sobbing like its Kim Jong.

Can you imagine when Tebow gets to Heaven and gets to toss the pigskin with the lord and Tebow continually sails it 10 feet over his head and poor Jesus has to keep running and getting it like everything is fine.

When the police have to find the Nazis

Cilliza already has a top 100 things he learned from Trump’s somber speech.

YOU DONT HAVE TO RUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjUKIaI4e0

grifters gunna grift 

The Government already has single payer and its called Tricare. Just expand it to everyone and take it out of the military’s budget 

Tired of face paint. Step it up boys.

Forever Rubio

There was probably construction on some pre-approved driving route and there wasnt enough time to secure an alternate with resources on the ground so they just called it off. 

I dont know why I just thought of this but I want to put this out there. They need to remake Air Force One but with Trump trying to thwart the hijackers. Either he gets everyone killed instantly, surrenders and swaps sides instantly or Mr Magoo’s himself into the hero.

Trump said he has spoken with the President of Puerto Rico and came away thinking the guy is total moron